Hello guys!
I'm the host of Gintama 2 Drama, The Strange and Unusual Gintama-chan.
My name is Tamori.
Did you cut your hair?
You didn't cut it?
It doesn't matter if you cut it or not.
Humans are an incredible creature.
as a long as we get up early on the next day.
But what happened if we had insomnia last night?
In this situation, we usually count the sheep.
I'm sorry.
Although everybody says that they count the sheep
actually, they've never seen so many sheep before.
We're not nomadic humans, are we?
Who's a guy that the one who had messy hair?
Isn't that B shape-style hair too cute?
Right?
He shaves it off, although it looks so good.
I mean the fleece.
After being shaved, I thought it was super cute.
I fell asleep thinking about it.
After figured out "What does the sheep look like?" I fell asleep.
Next, I'll offer one of the hundred poem of Matsueda.
It's okay to stay awake when you can't sleep.
Okay!
Actually, I made mistakes.
It'd be embarrassed if I start all over again.
Okay, after saying lots of useless things
let's play back the VTR.
Do you guys want to do it again?
Sleep Can Helps A Child Grow Up!
I can't sleep.
I can't sleep at all.
I can't sleep even just a wink.
The more I try to fall asleep, the more awake I feel.
I don't feel like want to sleep at all.
What?
I can't sleep.
Ah, really?
Don't stay up too late we have to work tomorrow.
What are you doing?
I can't sleep.
You already said that.
If you can't sleep, you have to force yourself to fall asleep.
How annoying.
Let me sleep I have to work tomorrow.
I can't sleep.
What are you doing, stupid brat!
I can't sleep a wink at all.
It's none of my business.
Don't bother me.
Put me to sleep.
What?
Use everything in your power
to help me to fall asleep.
Just fall asleep by yourself.
Is that an attitude of asking someone for a favor?
That bed looks so comforable to sleep on.
Switch with me.
I'm gonna sleep on there.
You can sleep in the closet.
Don't be selfish, okay.
Aren't beds all the same?
I'm not doraemon, how am I supposed to sleep in that small place?
Don't talk nonsense, just move out of the way.
Well, I feel like I can fall asleep.
Lying on here might can make me fall asleep.
I wish you never wake up again, stupid brat!
I can't sleep.
There's nothing changed, huh!
It's not going to work.
I don't feel want to sleep at all.
This pillow smells like an old man.
It makes me can't fall asleep.
It stinks.
Don't say it like you smell poop!
I really don't want to get old.
You don't have to worry about it.
You're the one who wanted to switch the bed.
That bed looks more comfortable to sleep on.
Switch with me.
Don't you wanna sleep?
I can't sleep at all, I've been thinking about how I can fall asleep.
Just now I wondered, how I fell asleep before.
But, I'm no longer sure about it.
I've forgotten how to fall asleep.
Then, how can I'm supposed to fall asleep now?
How do I going to fall asleep?
In short, you just need to shut up
close your eyes, and don't move.
That can make you fall asleep right away.
But Gin-chan, I've been thinking of lots of things.
What's the meaning of sleep?
When we close our eyes, it's just we're shutting our eyelids and
the eyeballs are still turning inside.
Because we're looking at the inside of our eyelids, made it completely dark.
Then, that doesn't mean we're sleeping.
Then, what should I do with my eyeballs if I want to fall asleep?
Should I stare at the inside of my eyeballs?
Or should I look up?
What should I do with my eyeballs if I want to fall asleep?
What should I do?
Cut it out!
How am I supposed to fall asleep if you like this?
What should you do? I also don't know what you should do.
Should you look up or should you look down?
How can I know where the eyeballs should be placed!
And also, should I inhale with my mouth?
or should I inhale with my nose?
Should I inhale through my mouth and exhale through my nose?
Or should I inhale through my nose and exhale through my mouth?
Stop it.
Would it be better if I cross my arm?
Or should I leave them at my sides?
How should the pillow be placed?
Face up or face down?
Where do we come from, and where are we going?
What's the other side of the universe?
Do you have to use emitting energy device on the other side of the universe?
Cut it out!
I can't sleep, I can't sleep at all!
Is it so hard for you to fall asleep, huh?
Have we been doing such a difficult thing every day before?
If you thinking of all those nonsense became so complicated, how could you fall asleep?
How stupid you are, even Takakura Ken could do the better job better than you.
(Note: Takakura Ken is legendary Japanese actor)
I feel getting more awake.
What should I do?
If this continues, I can't sleep forever.
Give me a break.
I said that I have to work tomorrow.
It's 2:30 in the middle of the night.
I have to get up at 7 o'clock tomorrow.
We only have four and half hours to sleep.
Napoleon would grumble all the day when there's someone make him isn't able to sleep.
He'll say, I wrote in my dictionary I've only slept for three hours
(Note: Napoleon is known for only sleeping three hours a day. He is also known for the quote "The word impossible is not in my dictionary")
but read between the line.
What should I do?
Gin-chan, don't fall asleep before me.
Now, stop thinking about those nonsenses stuff.
Don't use your head.
Sleep isn't something that you have to think when you want to fall asleep.
As a long as humans beings are living and working
naturally, they will fall asleep at night.
If you're working hard the whole day
you'll be tired, and then you'll fall asleep.
That's how sleep is supposed to work.
I see, I was lying around the whole day.
And it makes me can't sleep at all.
Right?
The problem isn't with your sleeping style
but the problem is your lifestyle.
You're the one to talk.
If you understand, go run for two laps around the town.
What you need is fatigue.
Ah, I got it.
I'm going off for the run.
Gin-chan, don't sleep before I'm back.
Gin-chan!
Hey, Gin-chan!
I can't sleep at all.
I was running ...
Now ...
But now...
Now ...
I'm so hot.
I can't sleep at all.
Who told you to run as hard as you can?
Of course, how can you fall asleep when your body all sweaty like that?
If I was more tired
then I can fall asleep faster.
I ran about 50 laps around town.
And I still can't fall asleep.
It feels like all the cells in my body are activated.
Don't feel it!
It's obvious that your brain cells are dying.
There's something wrong with your body, how could you don't fall asleep after doing an exercise like that?
Take a bath and refresh yourself.
You've made my bed all soaked now.
No, I don't have that kind of time to do that.
I need to fall asleep as soon as possible.
You're a busy person, huh?
First, you want to sleep and then you're hungry.
I envy you.
It must be fun to have so many things to do.
This isn't my stomach, I'm farting.
I don't care what it is.
Can you be quiet?
How long is that going to continue?
You're so noisy, I can't sleep at all.
Fine then.
I'll make you something to eat.
And during that time, you take a bath.
After eating, you'll fall asleep.
Actually, it's not good for your body.
but that's the sacrifice you have to do.
In this situation, I won't fall asleep either.
Gin-chan!
Don't come over here! Go take a bath!
Gin-chan, thank you.
When am I going to fall asleep?
Gin-chan, hey Gin-chan ...
I don't feel sleepy at all.
I took a bath but it made me having trouble breathing.
It didn't work at all.
Why?
Who told you to eat so much and now it makes you'd start breathing with the diaphragm, huh?
How could you sleep when your stomach's that full!
It was because you cooked a lot of rice.
The rest of that was for tomorrow's breakfast.
Why did you even eat my share, stupid brat!
And even your voice, it turns into a cough.
I'm really in pain, I can't even move.
I'll go out and digest it.
Cut it out!
You're going to start all over again!
This death cycle is far from over!
Ah, fine.
You don't have to work tomorrow.
Shinpachi and I, we'll take care of it.
Then, you don't have to force yourself to fall asleep.
Please, let me sleep.
No, staying up late is bad for my skin.
I have to sleep right now.
Don’t talk to me about skin care when you can eat like that!
Oh, please.
It's already 4 o'clock.
I have to get up at 7 o'clock tomorrow.
That's just in three hours to go.
Even Napoleon would lose his temper with his mother.
He'll always complain about the taste of miso soup.
There's no salty soup in my dictionary.
Do you understand?
I got it!
I'll stop making a fuss.
I won't make you in trouble anymore.
You even cooked for me.
But, if it's too quiet, I'd start thinking about lots of stuff.
Can I turn on the radio?
It's okay if you keep the volume down.
Then let's get started.
This programs will be hosted by DJ Junnijiro.
This is a story that can make you cry whitin three minutes.
This story from our listener, Mr. Tom.
"I am sorry Jerry"
I'll never forget my first friend I've made.
It happened during summer season 10 years ago.
Look, I brought a dog.
How cute.
I was a shy and quiet kid who always played by myself.
And my dad brought me a friend.
That was Jerry.
Jerry and I, we've been always together.
We went everywhere together.
We did everything together.
It was like a real friend.
I taught him lots of games.
The game that Jerry good at was to wait.
Wait!
He'll wait if I told him to wait
even when the meal placed in front of him
Jerry will always be waiting.
As long as there's Jerry, I don't need any other friends at all.
That's what I thought at that time.
But contrary to what I thought, there were a lot of kids interested in Jerry.
Before I knew it, I'd made lots of friends besides Jerry.
It wasn't taking a long time for me to move on from Jerry to something else.
Jerry want to play with me, just like we used to do.
And at that time, he would come in handy with that word
I should say it to Jerry
Wait.
Jerry would always wait in there for me until I come.
He wouldn't move an inch and always waiting for me.
Suddenly one day my father's shop went bankrupt.
and my wealthy family ruined out.
We're being chased into debt.
Abondoned all we have, and we ran away at night.
In the situation where we can't even protect our own life
I came to think, what should I discard first?
At that time, even I was still a kid, I already understood that.
I thought Jerry realized what his fate too.
Jerry chased after me without stop even a while.
I said the usual word in cold voice.
Wait!
Without ever looking back
I was disappeared from his eyes.
After a few months later.
I came to that place again.
Even though I've moved to a far away town.
But I've never forgotten about him.
Jerry must be alright.
He must have been adopted by someone.
He must be still alive.
I might be wanted peace of mind.
then I wouldn't feel guilty.
I'm not a bad person at all.
I want to see Jerry alive.
I want to meet with him immediately.
Jerry hadn't adopted by someone else.
He became like a rotting corpse.
Jerry was waiting in here for me like he used to.
He wasn't even moving an inch, and always waiting for me to come back.
That's so sad, right?
It has been two months
he was abandoned here.
There was a kind guy who wanted to adopt him
and gave him foods.
That guy did lots of things for him.
That guy doesn't know what's going on.
Why is he so stubborn and isn't willing to leave here.
At that time, no one paying attention to him again.
Don't tell me, was he think that his master will be back?
He was always waiting for his master.
no matter happened he still waiting.
Either way, it's a sad story.
I reached out and softly pat his head
and he looked at me with a half opened eyelids.
He wagged his tail weakly.
And he never moved again.
Hey, little girl.
Ah, I know.
You're his master.
Jerry's been waiting for me to come back.
Since then ...
He was always ...
Oh Jerry, how can I apologize to you?
How many times I have to apologize to you?
You gave me lots of things.
You made me forget the loneliness when I was all alone.
You opened up the new world for me.
You're my first friend.
But, I ...
did such a terrible thing to my precious friend.
Why did I do that?
There's no need to apologize.
He's been waiting for you.
And then you finally came here.
Is there anything he wants you to do more than this?
He got his master's love in the end.
He'd be so happy.
He wouldn't feel that way.
He must be hating me.
Because it was me who abandoned him.
Jerry doesn't die, he's still alive.
Where?
Where's he live now?
Of course ...
he is ...
right behind you.
What the hell was that?
What kind of story was that?
Why is the touching story turned out to be a horror story in the end?
How would it make people cry?, It will make people cry in terror!
How can am I supposed to fall asleep after listened story like that!
It was scared of me.
I'm not scared or anything.
Hoi Kagura, that radio is no longer on.
How can I listen to a story like that?
Eh, she fell asleep.
Ah, I see.
She finally fell asleep, what a troublesome that was.
That's good.
I can sleep peacefully now.
Yosh!
Then, I'll sleep too.
He is right behind you!
Yeah, that's ...
How could ...
that kind of crazy horror story scared me, huh?
It just surprised me a bit.
That kind of story is just a joke.
There's no difference between horror story and comedy story, right?
That time, I was alright ...
He is right behind you!
No.
It's bad.
I didn't get enough sleep, and I'm starting to hear strange thing.
Hey!
What?
It seems ...
now ...
I can't fall asleep?
Hoi, Kagura! Wake up!
Hey, are you kidding me?
Do you know how hard I tried to put you fall asleep?
You just ignored me when you finally fell asleep, huh?
Someone!
Put me to fall asleep!
Starting today, the Shinsengumi headquarters
will no longer allow smoking in all area.
Let me smoke!
What the hell, everywhere I go, there's always the smoking ban signs.
If it continues, do I still have a place to live?
This is the last one.
Stop it, granpa.
That's the last cigarette made by dad.
Seriously?
The more they told me not to smoke, the more I want to smoke.
That's not problems after all.
It's slimy-grimy ball.
Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung!
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Uwatsura no katana to shita dura no katana
Sometimes you will be on the top, sometimes you will be at the bottom
Dochira ni kira reru ka wa kimi e to takusou
I will trust you to decide which will be cut
Tsuite hajimemashou un...
Let's start by pulling it out
Afuru akai ase to namida no ao mazari au murasaki no bi
Red sweat and blue tears blend with beauty violet
Kimi wa modaeki nurashi furui aegu
You're in agony, slimy, heavy breath, loss courage